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I like glitter and sparkly dresses
G
But I'm not going to talk about that
D
In my monologue
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I like baking and things that smell like winter
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But I'm not going to talk about that
D D
In my monologue ■
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I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me
G
But I'm not going to say that
Asus4
In my monologue
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I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public
G
But I'm not going to say that
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In my monologue ■ ■ ■
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La la la la la la la
G D
This is my musical monologue ■
D
You might think I'd bring up Joe
Bm7 Asus4
The guy who broke up with me on the phone
G
But I'm not going to mention him
Asus4
In my monologue
D Asus4
Hey Joe I'm doing real well
Bm7
Tonight I'm hosting SNL
Asus4 G
But I'm not going to brag about that ■
Asus4
In my monologue
D D D
La ■ la la ■ ha ha ■ ha
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha
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D Asus4
And if you're wondering if I might
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Be dating the werewolf from Twilight ■ ■
Chorus
G
I'm not going to comment on that
Asus4
In my monologue
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This is my musical monologue ■ ■ ■
Verse
Bm D
You might be expecting me to say ■
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Something bad about Kanye ■
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And how he ran up on the stage ■
G G
And ruined my VMA monologue ■
D Asus4
But there's nothing more to say
Bm7 Asus4
'cause everything's okay
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I've got security lining this stage ■ ■
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This is my SNL monologue
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D Bm7 Asus4 G
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G Asus4
This is my SNL monologue
Asus4 Bm7 Asus4
La la la la la la la
G
That was my SNL monologue
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