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Oh well imagine
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As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
Am D7
And I can't help but to hear
F G7
No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
Am
What a beautiful wedding
Am
What a beautiful wedding says a bridesmaid to a waiter
Am D7
And yes but what a shame
D7 F
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore
Chorus
Am
I chime in with a
F D7 G Am
Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door
C F D
No it's much better to face these kinds of things
G Am
With a sense of poise and rationality ■
I chime in
F D A7
Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door
Am F D
No it's much better to face these kinds of things
D G Am
With a sense of
Verse
Am
Well in fact
Am
Well I'll look at it this way
Am
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Am F
Well this calls for a toast
F
So pour the champagne
Am
Oh well in fact
Am
Well I'll look at it this way
Am
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Am
Well this calls for a toast
F
So pour the champagne pour the champagne
F F Bm7 F D
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Chorus
Am
I chime in with a
F D G Am
Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door
F D
No it's much better to face these kinds of things
D Am
With a sense of poise and rationality ■
I chime in
F D Am
Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door
F D
No it's much better to face these kinds of things
D F F Bm Bm F G D
With a sense of poise ■ and rationality ■ ■ ■ ■
F F G C F Am
Again ■ ■ ■ ■ I chime in
F D Am
Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door
F D
No it's much better to face these kinds of things
D A7
With a sense of poise and rationality ■
I chime in
F D7 D Am
Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door
Am F D
No it's much better to face these kinds of things
D F F D G
With a sense of poise ■ ■ and rationality
Bm F D F
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F G C F D D F
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