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Intro
Am Am Abm Abm Am Am7 Gbm Gbm Gbm Gbm Gbm G
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Verse
G A7 A7 Am
■ ■ Now that's a fire ■ ■
A7
Listen son
G Am
Knock you in your head with my stick
With my stick
A7
You gon' have a mark from my stick
From my stick
A7 G7
My stick my stick
F
My stick is better than bacon
Dm F
Mmmahhahahmmm ■ You can't touch my stick
I don't wanna
D F
Mmmahhahaphfrr ■ Yeah you want my stick
Am
Thunk your coconut with my stick
A7
Look at my stick
Am A7
You gon' feel the wrath of my stick
Am
Fear my stick
Am G
My stick my stick
F
My stick is better than bacon
Dm F
Mmmahhahahmmm You can't touch my stick
But it's just a stick
F Dm
Mmmahhahahmmm ■ It's my perfect stick
A7 Am G
My stick is my friend born from a log
C D C C
Everyone can see it's better than bacon ■
Chorus
Am
Why'd you get so crotchety and mean
Am
Look at my stick
A7 Am A7
Why'd you drink that creature's milk It's green
Got me sick
Am G
My stick my stick
F G
My stick is better than bacon ■
Dm F
Mmmahhahahmmm You can't use my stick
But it's just a stick
Dm F
Mmmahhahahmmm Don't you like my stick
No it's just a stick
F Dm
Mmmahhahabphfmm ■ It's my perfect stick
Am G
My stick and me take walks every day
C D C
Past the hooligans down by the ocean
Am G
When they laugh at my stick then they learn
C D C C
How my stick is much denser than bacon ■
F Am
Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok
D7 C
But when I would sleep little piggy kept wakin' me up
F Am
People often fight about which birds are the best birds
Dm C
But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
Verse
Am
I kiss my stick it's my stick
Am
You can't pick up my stick
F F
Keep your mitts off my stick ■
Am
I disappear for years then reappear
Am F F
Right here to cheer about my cool stick ■
Am
When I was a little bitty kid
Little bitty kid
Am
I had not yet found my mighty stick
Then I did Mmhmmm
Bm Bm7
I could break your stick usin' just my brain
My stick
Bm7 Bm
I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain
Not my stick Hmmmm
Bm Am
My stick my stick
G
My stick is better than bacon
Chorus
Em G
Mmmahhahahmmm You can't touch my stick
I don't want your stick
Em G
Mmmahhahavmmp Yeah you want my stick
I mean it's just a stick
Em G
Mmmahhahabphfmm It's my big boy stick
G
Bought a bag of venom and I wish I
B7
Really really really didn't
Em D
Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom
Bridge
G Bm
Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts
Em D
Everybody can agree that seagulls are
The worst
B7 G
I kiss my stick it's my stick
G Bm
You can't pick up my stick
Bm G
Keep your mitts off my stick
G Bm Bm
Everyone can see it's better than bacon ■ ■
Chorus
Em G
I kiss my stick it's my stick
Em G
My stick is my friend born from a log
Em G G Bm Em D
Everyone can see it's better than bacon ■ ■ ■ ■
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