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Intro
Look I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
Gm Gm
But ■ I'm only going to get this one chance
Gm
Something's ■ wrong I can feel it
Chorus
Gm
Just a feeling I've got like something's about to happen but I don't know
what
Gm
If that means what I think it means we're in trouble big trouble
Gm
And if he is as bananas as you say I'm not taking any chances
Verse
Gm
You are just what the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God Rap God
G7
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
G7
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box slap box
G7
They said I rap like a robot so call me Rapbot
Gm G7
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
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I got a laptop in my back pocket
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My pen'll go off when I halfcock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
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Made a livin' and a killin' off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
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With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
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But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables killaholic
Gm
This flippity dippityhippity hiphop
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy brat
Gm
Packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac' backpack rap crap yapyap yackityyack
Gm
And at the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm
practicin' that
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I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
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Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Gm
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
Gm
How could I not blow All I do is drop Fbombs feel my wrath of attack
Gm
Rappers are having a rough time period here's a Maxipad
Gm
It's actually disastrously bad
For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpièce
Gm
'cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God Rap God
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G7
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
G7
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box slap box
G7
Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard that hard
Gm
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
Verse
Gm
Well to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
Gm
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Gm
Hit the Earth like an asteroid did nothin' but shoot for the moon since ■
Mc's get taken to school with this music
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'cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme
D7
Now I lead a new school full of students
Gm
Me I'm a product of Rakim
Gm
Lakim Shabazz twoPac NWA Cube hey Doc Ren Yella Eazy thank you they got
Slim
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Inspired enough to one day grow up blow up and be in a position
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To meet RunDMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll Hall of
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Fame
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Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
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Only hall of fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame on the wall of
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You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames ■
Off a plank and tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'
Verse
D7
Little gay lookin' boy
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So gay I can barely say it with a straight face lookin' boy
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You witnessin' a massoccur
Gm
Like you're watchin' a church gathering take place lookin' boy ■
Oy vey that boy's gay that's all they say lookin' boy
Gm
You get a thumbs up pat on the back
And a Waytogo from your label every day lookin' boy
Gm
Hey lookin' boy what you say lookin' boy
I get a Hell yeah from Dre lookin' boy
Gm
I'ma work for everything I have
Never asked nobody for shit get outta my face lookin' boy
Gm
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
Of keepin' up with the same pace lookin' boy
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'cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God Rap God
G7
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
G7
The way I'm racin' around the track call me NASCAR NASCAR
G7
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park the White Trash God
D7
Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton no Asgard Asgard
Gm Gm
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin you rodent I'm omnipotent ■
Gm
Let off then I'm reloadin' immediately with these bombs I'm totin' ■
And I should not be woken
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I'm the walkin' dead but I'm just a talkin' head a zombie floatin'
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But I got your mom deepthroatin' ■
I'm out my ramen noodle we have nothin' in common poodle
Gm
I'm a Doberman pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage pupil
Gm
It's me my honesty's brutal
Gm
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
Gm
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and
doodle
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Gm
Enough rhymes to maybe to try to help get some people through tough times
Gm
But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case 'cause even you unsigned
Gm
Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime
Gm
I know there was a time where once I
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Was king of the underground but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch
grind
So I crunch rhymes but sometimes when you combine
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Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come tryin' to
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Censor you like that one line I said on I'm Back from the Mathers LP One
When I tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
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Put 'em all in a line add an AKminus fortyseven a revolver and a nine
Verse
Gm G7
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal comin' through the portal
G7
You're stuck in a time warp from two thousand and four though
G7
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows
D7
You write normal Fuck being normal
Gm
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
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'cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad
Singin' to a man while he played piano
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Man oh man that was a twentyfour/seven special on the cable channel
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So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
Gm
Hey Fab I'ma kill you
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed
Gm
Uh sama lama duma lama you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Gm
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you
Gm
I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feelin' like it's levitating
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Never fading and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off they'll be celebrating
G7
'cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music you make elevator music
G7
Oh he's too mainstream
Well that's what they do when they get jealous they confuse it
Gm G7
It's not hiphop it's pop 'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
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With rock shock rap with Doc
Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
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I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use
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Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm rippin' any one of these verses diverse as you
Gm
It's curtains I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
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Prove that if you were half as nice your songs you can sacrifice virgins
Gm
too Uh
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School flunkie pill junkie
G7
But look at the accolades the skills brung me
Full of myself but still hungry
G7
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
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And I'm a million leagues above ■ you ill when I speak in tongues
Gm
But it's still tongue in cheek fuck you
Gm
I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel I'm asleep in the front seat
Gm
Bumping Heavy D and the Boys still chunky but funky
Gm
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Gm
Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
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They're askin' me to eliminate some of the womenhate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I have
Gm
Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
Gm
And understand the discrimination
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But fuck it life's handing you lemons make lemonade then
Gm
But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a
cake then
Don't mistake him for
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It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
And take a vacation to trip a broad
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And make her fall on her face and
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Don't be a retard be a king Think not
End
Gm Gm
Why be a king when you can be a God ■