Welcome To The Internet

Bo Burnham

Welcome To The Internet chords
Bo Burnham

[Intro]
Dm                     
Welcome to the internet
            Dm     Gm    
Have a look around   
         Gm                                     
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
      F                       
We've got mountains of content
                 F    
Some better some worse
        F          A                       
If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first

[Verse1]
Dm                     
Welcome to the internet
     Dm             
Come and take a seat
      Gm                                    
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet
           F            
There's no need to panic
F                     
This isn't a test haha
         A                                  
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Dm                     
Welcome to the internet
               Dm    
What would you prefer
          Gm                                     
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur
   F    
Be happy
        
Be horny
   F                 
Be bursting with rage
         A7                              
We got a million different ways to engage
Dm                     
Welcome to the internet
               Dm   
Put your cares aside
       Gm                        
Here's a  tip for straining pasta
         Gm                  
Here's a nineyearold who died
       F                                    
We got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
            A                         
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
   A7                                           C       Dm  
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
               Dm      
Welcome to the internet
           Dm        
Hold on to your socks
         Gm                                       
'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
         F                    
They are grainy and offputting
   F             A7  
He just sent you more
                                 A7               
Don't act surprised you know you like it you whore
Dm                
See a man beheaded
    Dm                   
Get offended see a shrink
        Gm                       
Show us pictures of your children
        Gm                     
Tell us every thought you think
        F                
Start a rumor buy a broom
          F                       
Or send a death threat to a boomer
   F                      
Or DM a girl and groom her
     A7                           Dm  
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your   
Dm                               
Here's a healthy breakfast option
Dm                      
You should kill your mom
           Gm                  
Here's why women never fuck you
           Gm                  
Here's how you can build a bomb
      F                   
Which Power Ranger are you
F                    
Take this quirky quiz
A                            A7        A                  
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate   your kids
      Dm                           
Could I  interest you in everything
                Gm  
All of the time   
                Gm        
A little bit of everything
           F   
All of the time
                   F      
Apathy's a tragedy  
                 A    
And boredom is a crime
             A         
Anything and everything
               
All of the time
A                Dm               
Could I interest you in everything
           Dm  
All of the time
                Dm        
A little bit of everything
           F   
All of the time
           F      
Apathy's a tragedy
                 F    
And boredom is a crime
A                      
Anything and everything
           A   
All of the time

[Chorus]
         Dm             C                  Bb   Dm  
You know    it wasn't   always like this   

[Verse2]
    Dm   C       
Not very long ago
Bb               Dm   A    Dm  
Just before your time     
Dm    C                      Bb    A          
Right before the towers fell circa 'ninetynine
         Gm      
This was catalogs
Dm     A7   
Travel blogs
       A7      Dm 
A chat room or two
   Gm      Dm                         
We set our sights and spent our nights

[Chorus]
A7      C7          F   Fsus4 F   Dm  Gm         C  
Waiting    For you           you insatiable you
          F           Dm       Gm  
Mommy let you use her    iPad   
         Gm     C  
You were barely two
C      Dm                
And it did all the things
   Dm          F  Bb
We designed it to do
            Bb    
Now look at you oh
C           Dm  G   Em 
Look at you you you   
Am7         Dm                   
Unstoppable    watchable
     G          
Your time is now
     Em       A  
Your inside's out
      Am7     Dm  
Honey how you grew
       Em               
And if we stick together
    G                A 
Who knows what we'll do
       C          Dm  
It was always the plan
   B7                        
To put the world in your hand
B7     Em                                       
Hahaha    Could I interest you in everything
Em              A   
All of the time  
         A         
A bit of everything
       C   G   
All of the time
         G        
Apathy's a tragedy
    G                 
And boredom is a crime
B                      
Anything and everything
       B       
All of the time

[Verse3]
                 Em               
Could I interest you in everything
       Em      
All of the time
         A                
A little bit of everything
       A       
All of the time
G                 
Apathy's a tragedy
            G         
And boredom is a crime
G                      
Anything and everything
    G                      
And anything and everything
    G                      
And anything and everything

[End]
                   
And all of the time
Transpose
PitchShift
Speed
Capo

Frequently asked questions about this recording

  • Do you know the artist that plays on 'Welcome To The Internet' ?
  • What chords are in Welcome To The Internet?
  • What tempo should you practice Welcome To The Internet by Bo Burnham?
  • What key does Welcome To The Internet have?
  • When did Welcome To The Internet hit the market?